Beans, beans the magical fruit... (HOLY QUIRKINESS)

So, this guy was stealing pain pills called Lortab from this drug store in Mississipi (I think) and the owner of the store replaced the pain pills with beans! NO WAY!

The owner is so clever and quirky. There's no way the burglar wouldn't have noticed that they weren't his pain pills like, come on are you blind!?

Anyway, when he was escaping he cut himself and they saw a trail of blood leading away. He probably bled out. In fact, there was this one comment from user Old Guy saying "Hope the burglars bleed to death or maybe fart to death, hahahahaha" What a funny old guy.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/drug-store-thief-miss-comes-pain-pills-gets-20110414-063004-728.html

Plans For Next Year (My Good King)

     Well, I've never really given this much thought but I suppose it looks like I'll just have to work all year and gain a lot of money do a buncha muncha cruncha things and spend my money wisely or I could save it up and put it to better use.

     Anyway, I guess my plans just really haven't changed all that much and I suppose that I've been planning this year of work for a year now and I guess I just want it to actually mean something. And if it's just a waste of a year I will surely be disappointed.

     Well, this year has been a doozie that's for sure from killing lions in the caf to just straight up almost failing math this year has suprisingly been quite grand. Although it's not the best year so far.

     Oh Sandy, don't make me laugh. Huuh huuuhh hhuuuuhhh